[In the tunnels.]
Silence.
[Ninjas don’t make noise.]

***

Girl: I hate this type of detail-oriented stuff. It’s for people who fold their clothes.

Girl  1: I heard you get really horny when you’re pregnant, is that true?

Girl  2: Yeah, it’s true. The hormones, they go up and down and make you act and do crazy
things.

Girl  1: I hope I am not one of those crazy people who get horny and want to have sex all
the time when they’re pregnant.

Girl  3: . . . I don’t see that happening.

Guy 1:What are they exhibiting at the National Gallery? We get in free now, right?

Guy 2: We do. They’re showing a selection of Salvador Dali’s art.

Guy 1: Who’s he?

Guy 2:He’s not my favourite.

Girl: I realized I couldn't remember how to spell "testicles".

Guy: How'd you spell it?

Girl: "Testicals".

Guy: That's what I call the decal on my testicles.

 Girl 1: I want to go to New York City for Christmas

Girl 2: That’d be nice.

Girl 1: Yeah, you know, like Home Alone?

--

Girl 1: Should we use the treadmills or the bikes?

Girl 2: We should use the stepper, so we can stop being out of breath when we get to

the caf.

Poll Clerk 1: Who is Nick Bergamini?
Poll Clerk 2: I think he’s the nice one

OOO

Guy 1: Oh, she’s gonna give him a blow job in the van.
Guy 2: Do you think she spat or swallowed?
Girl: Well, where would she spit in a van?
Guy 2: I dunno? A Tim Hortons cup . . . it is Canada.

Girl: [Describing a picture of a nude man]He looks so free . . .

OOO

Girl 1: Well the sex must have been amazing . . . but you know he was probably sexing other people.
Girl 2: Yeah . . . I know.
Girl 3: I have a really loyal boyfriend.

Girl 1: Happy Groundhog Day!

Girl 2: No. That fucker saw his shadow and went right back in.

Guy 1: I hate Roosters, they're so pretent(U)ious

Guy 2: Uh ... don't you mean pretentious

Guy 1: Yeah, that.

Girl 1: The stuff you take before an X-ray is in my eyeliner, and that’s the stuff I’m allergic to.

Girl 2: I’d say it’s time to invest in a new eyeliner.

Girl 1: It’s only if I get it too close to my eye.

Girl:I didn’t actually think he was decapitated.

Guy:I pressed pound, damnit! It looks just like the star.

Girl:Never have I ever made sex on a graveyard or church.

Girl: If you’re gonna come up behind me and hump me, at least hump in time.